cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!
or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?
thats so rude
god ur annoying
can someone link me to stream with english subtitle for the way he looks?
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not being at comic con like
wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
if the movie the way he looks doesn’t get nominated for best foreign film at the oscars, and everyone was talking about it and it sounds like a shoe in to win i vote that we throw a riot.
Cause that’d be 2 years in a row that a foreign film about young gay people didnt get nominated. and im a little peeved about that
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