airrogance:

how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two


byeboi:

studip:

team I’m the ugly friend but it’s good bc I’m funny and chill


lilpunkin:

the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think


theauthoryperson:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

and here you are

theauthoryperson:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

and here you are


theofficialkittynibbler:

strainsandstripes:

this is sick

Gotta catch ‘em all…



childofthecandycorn:

"Muggleborns in Hogwarts starting a film club and introducing Purebloods to any number of Teen romantic comedies"

No.

What Muggleborns should do is start a film club and make Purebloods watch something that will scare the shit out of them. Make them watch Alien. Silence of the Lambs. Final Destination. Saw.

Show a them marathon of the best of Muggle horror and watch their eyes widen and faces go pale as they realize just how fucked up Muggles are.


5sosfficial:

this one wins please leave

5sosfficial:

this one wins please leave


pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.


valonqared:

Lannisters don’t act like fools.



harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB


everets:

an hour is only 600 vines long


laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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