error-404-fuck-not-found:

desti-el-ny:

garrisonbabe:

i fucking swear the fandom needs to start a petition to ensure that jensen gets the impala once supernatural has finished

we can’t forget misha getting the trench coat

and jared already got a wife out of the deal so he’s good



heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.


awkwardsituationist:

Storm over the Serengeti. Photos by Nick Nichols


Aren’t you like 12 said the 16 year old to the 15 year old


sabacc:

One of these Odins is not like the others.

the top one he’s got a hat


erens-bushy-eyebrows:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'Haha u got kik ;)'



beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends


scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 


Reblog / posted 1 day ago

Hey if you guys wouldn’t mind favoriting or retweeting my tweets for derp con I would greatly appreciate it . I don’t wanna brag but they’re pretty great. My Twitter is @bananaspartying


draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon


claredycat:

I can’t even handle this right now I’m so happy 

claredycat:

I can’t even handle this right now I’m so happy 


i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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