my talents include surviving on 2 hours sleep and an extensive spongebob knowledge base

Can I get a snow globe of this?
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
jfc i wanna watch an interview of craig ferguson and benedict together so bad
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die


Looking for something to fill that void while on your hiatus or hellatus? Join the Hannibal fandom!
p.s. The Merlin fandom can come too.
are you going to eat us
We only eat the rude

This was never supposed to get notes. Help.
TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT?
#if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be true

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this